The Mike Church Show Episode 461: Does Your Church Do Sodomy? There’s App For That!
Written by Christopher Warshauer on 10/19/2017
Mandeville, LA – The Demons Are Ascendent, They’ve Come For The Children & They Won’t Take No For An Answer, Part 4,392 – “By their fruits you shall know them”. Our Lord’s warning to be on the vigilant watch against the diabolical is more important than ever with the rise of the diabolical among the children. Look very closely at the photograph of the “drag-queen story time” and you’ll see the demonic in detail; the demonic in abstract is apparent. What is shocking to the senses is what kind of parent would have remained in the “story time” room at Michelle Obama’s library when this pathetic Baphomet copycat entered!? Heck, if this monster showed up at an adult Halloween party, the Graceful part of your soul would tell YOU to run, but that’s been my point all along in this. The demons are now so ubiquitous its become a challenge to determine who ISN’T one the se days.
From The Halls of Montezuma, To The Shores Of Niger Bay – Did you know the United States was at war with Niger? Did you know ‘Muricah’s trrops are conducting what are known as “joint military operations” in Niger? Did you know that ‘Murican soldiers are being KIA in Niger? Did you know we are flying drones over Niger and carrying out assassinations there? Did you know that we haven’t declared war in Niger? Did you know that Niger is not mention in the lame-*ss excuse for a war declaration we use called the AUMF? No, well before you take to the Judgement Pornosphere™ to defend #MAGA and President Trump for calling the mother of a soldier killed in Niger, you should know all those things and be able to answer the questions posed above. This is the MIC and its football stadium chant of USA! USA! in action.
Mordor On The Potomac From, FDR To Trump Is 7 Times The Size – In 1941, those halcyon days just before Pearl Harbor, the monstrosity that sits on the banks of the Potomac River spent a measley $102.34 per capita, today it spends $12,239.35 per capita. Never mind that is you “adjust” those dollars for inflation, as if inflation is some benign force we should just ignore, the result is a seven fold increase, per-person, per year. Put another way, the average ‘Murica is 7 times more reliable of government than he was then or 7 times more likely to be a government parasite etc etc… How long that can continue is the fiscal question we should be preparing for today, no?
Don’t Know Which Side To Pick In The Culture Wars? Take A Knee – I used to yell “take a knee!” during New Orleans Saints games when they were performing as the “‘Aints”. Why? Well, so the team could do no further harm to their adoring fans by actually trying to execute a play we all knew they were incapable of (punter Russell Erxleben actually DID take a knee in one of the ‘Aints most forgettable moments ever). Well you can take a knee in the Culture Wars but know that ultimately, even if you try to avoid caring about the war, “the culture war is interested in YOU.”