Shampeachment Trial Day 3 Recap – The Sea Hag Attacks!

Written by on 01/23/2020

Shampeachment Trial Day 3 Recap – The Sea Hag Attacks!

Recap from Shampeachment Day 3:
• Anyone in the Senate Chamber resisting Schiff’s snake oil caught #Schiffyllus – take 2, 10th Amendment pledges, turn off CSPAN and call me in the morning.
• Schifty Schiff expanded his InJustice League superpowers today he used: mind reading, predictive behavior, regressive memory, repressed thoughts, matter transportation, international mind reading, bi-locating, tri-locating and text-mind-reading.
• 40 years after Popeye was cancelled, the Sea Hag finally has work! as Rep. Sylvia Garcia spun the tale of how TERRIFIED the Bad Orange Man (OMB) was when he was shown a POLL that showed Creepy Joe Biden beating him, on the day Zalensky was elected, thus sending him on his evil, quid pro quo quest to vanquish this foe who moonlighted with his son as: The Biden’s-The Ukraine Corruption Hunters! Were it not for the heroic BidenHunters, Europe & our NEW, BIGGEST ALLY, EVUH, Ukraine, would have fallen to Putin and Hillary would have been locked out of Lillith Fest too!
• Rudy Giuliani, an obvious mobster still upset he was not cast as Jimmy in Goodfellas, used his cellphone to text and call Orange Man Bad numerous times on days that the BidenHunters could not defend the sanctity of ‘Muricah’s saintly bureaucrat/diplomat corps because they were saving China from Orange Man Bad’s Trade Deal extortion! Days when General Stonewall Vindman gave, wait for it, “talking points” that OMB ignored! Treason & goodfellaference!
Tomorrow Schiff promises to infect all the Senate with Schiffyllus, but can the BidenHunters be called to testify to their heroism and save the day!? Find out in our next episode of “HackHawk Clown”! Tune into the CRUSADE to find out the latest in shampeachment!

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