The Mike Church Show-Trump Crushes GOP Iowa Field Horrified Left To Face Obi Don Kenobi

• This wasn’t some sort of surprise. 
• Trump didn’t just all of the sudden make it know he intended to win.
• It was nearly a complete sweep of Iowa for Donald Trump.
• Johnson County Iowa – 
• It is the county that took the major win for Joe Biden over Donald Trump back in the day.
• Last night they claimed that this county went to Nikki Haley.
• When you do a deep dive into that particular county you will see that Haley had 35.5% and Trump had 35.5% so how can a winner be determined if they are tied?

HEADLINE: Nikki Haley beats Donald Trump in Johnson County Iowa Caucus by a single vote by Ryan Hansen  

• Haley snuck by Trump by a single tally in Johnson County, earning 1,271 votes (35.5 percent) in what may be Trump’s only county loss. Former president Trump garnered 1,270 votes, according to preliminary results from the state GOP. 

• District Attorney Fani Willis improperly hired an alleged romantic partner to prosecute Donald Trump and financially benefited from their relationship, according to a court motion filed Monday which argued the criminal charges in the case were unconstitutional. 
• The bombshell public filing alleged that special prosecutor Nathan Wade, a private attorney, paid for lavish vacations he took with Willis using the Fulton County funds his law firm received. County records show that Wade, who has played a prominent role in the election interference case, has been paid nearly $654,000 in legal fees since January 2022. The DA authorizes his compensation.
• This is a massive change in direction in Trump’s case.
• She then went to an all black church and explained, not everyone is perfect and they are persecuting her b/c she is a strong black female. 
• If the allegation is true in any way shape or form – it doesn’t matter how much was spent, if she benefited in any way, the Trump campaign will immediately seek the case be thrown out.
• This will ultimately end in a mistrial.
• Why isn’t the MSM all over this story?

• If you think you have the right to vote for Donald Trump, you are a MF’er.
• You white people don’t have the right to vote for him.

HEADLINE: Having Conquered Iowa, Trump Sets Sights on New Hampshire and Haley by Alex Leary and John McCormick 

• Joe Biden and the WH claim he has been talking to Netanyahu on stopping the bombing in the Gaza strip but why hasn’t that happened yet?
• How many of you are old enough to remember, Reagan granting Amnesty. 
• He said it was the last time it would ever be done.
• In other words we are only doing this b/c we are so upside-down w/ it that the only way to deal w/ it is to grant the amnesty. 
• Senator Allan Simpson – we have to do this under the understanding that it will never happen again. 
• He didn’t say once a generation. 
• He said it will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
• This Langford character is making a deal w/ Chuck Schumer and now w/ Speaker Mike Johnson – there is an attempt to grant amnesty to 6 million illegals!!!!
• This is a complete and total outrage here.
• They are trying to rush through this b/c you have Donald Trump out there saying he is going to deport them all, every single one of them.
• So there is a sense of urgency w/ this.
• The GOP needs to stand up and say “don’t you dare make any deals that the Conservative people don’t want before they get their leader in the WH.”
• You will completely piss your base off and they will retaliate in a way like you’ve never seen before.
• Can you imagine what would happen if this GOP gives blanket amnesty to these illegals that come in during Biden’s reign? 

• If a future homeowner thinks a decrease is coming, the money will stay on the sidelines. 
• They will hold off and not purchase until after the election.

• Valley Metro Rail in Phoenix, Arizona allowed grown men clad in leather underwear and fetish gear to parade in front of children during a “no pants light rail ride” over the weekend. Organizers in at least two American cities—Phoenix, Arizona and Baltimore, Maryland—took part in a “Global No Pants Subway Ride event,” Sunday.

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• I missed the part where I had to get permission from you or the Lincoln Project that I have to vote the way you say I should.

AUDIO/VIDEO: Joy Reid on MSNBC – Evangelicals 

I feel like the important data point is that these are white Christians, they are over represented by white people. What do they get out of voting for Donald Trump? They see themselves as the rightful inheritance of this country and they believe Donald Trump will give it back to them.

• So Trump is going to go and take things from the black community?
• If race is the only thing they have left, they have lost.
• That race card left the train station back in 1988.
• Last night you got to see these ‘self appointed’ democracy guardians lose their minds.
• The left on every single media outlet were pitching the biggest fits.
• Everything they touch turns to poop.
• This isn’t a secret.
• This turn toward ‘we are going to count all the beans in diversity only’ has backfired.
• No one would know who Joy Reid is if it weren’t for the MSM.
• We elevate these people into positions of authority b/c we can rebroadcast the crap they say.
• Charlie Kirk – this infatuation w/ Turning Point USA and other movements like them is out of control and unhealthy. 
• When Trump beat Hillary, they didn’t see it coming b/c we had not reached peak saturation and total immersion in social media.

AUDIO/VIDEO: Joy Reid on MSNBC on Nikki Haley Loss – Let’s face it, she (Nikki) she is still a brown lady that has to win in a party that is deeply anti-immigrant. She is getting birthered by Donald Trump and that will ramp up for her in New Hampshire. I can’t picture her becoming the nominee of this party. Ron DeSantis should stay in b/c he is the white guy that can appeal to those people.

• Funny how the people that always call white people are the most racist people out there.
• Remember the members of Congress that were shot on the Congressional baseball field?
• Who shot them and why did he shoot them?
• They shoot up and vandalize Catholic charities. 
• You don’t see anyone shooting up abortion clinics. 
• What you saw last night was the people standing up to the regime.
• They went in -23 degree weather to cast a vote for Donald Trump.
• End of the day we move on to New Hampshire.
• Will New Hampshire do the same thing?
• I really think there are a lot of good people out there that don’t want the US to be a poop hole.
• I remember a time when people would take their children to Mordor for a day or week trip.
• It used to be something parents taught their children.
• To love their country, to respect those that fought for its freedom etc.

AUDIO/VIDEO: Donald Trump Speech in Iowa on Vivek – 

I want to congratulate Vivek. He did a hell of a job, he came from zero and now has almost 8%. They are all very smart, capable people.

AUDIO/VIDEO: Donald Trump Speech in Iowa on Nikki and Ron – 

I think they both actually did very well. I want to thank them, we are all having a great time. 

AUDIO/VIDEO: Donald Trump Speech in Iowa – Brick Wall Suit 

Look at this man, he is dressed like a brick wall. I love him, he has been to like over 150 rallies. 

AUDIO/VIDEO: Donald Trump Speech in Iowa – on Capital

We’re going to rebuild the capital of our country, Washington DC. We’re going to scrub those beautiful marble columns, and get the swastikas off of them. We will rebuild our cities and we will make them safe.

AUDIO/VIDEO: Donald Trump Speech in Iowa – Drilling and Border

We are going to come together and drill baby drill right away. We are going to seal up the border b/c right now we have an invasion.

• We don’t need Saudi Arabia and their oil, we have our own oil.
• We couldn’t possibly use all the oil we have underneath us.

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REEL

• I’m going to part ways w/ most on the right when they hear this.
• YES, we need authority.
• I need God’s authority.
• I need to know that if I do X, and it is wrong, I will be punished.
• I need to know that if I do X, and it is right, I am storing up graces.
• God’s authority is necessary for a civil society. 
• They want you to run from authoritarianism. 
• What is it at the end of the day?
• Fathers are authoritarians of the house.
• The fathers are then held responsible from God.
• Asking for authority figures to rule our civic affairs above us and turning your eyes to God for the authority.
• In Maddow’s eyes, all authority is bad.
• She should be horrified of this turn toward authoritarianism. 
• Does that mean he should be running around w/ a literal board cracking the kids upside the head w/ it?  
• Of course not.
• When Trump walks into a room he commands authority. 
• He commands the room that is what authority looks like.

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Richard Nixon

• He is a very complicated political figure.
• I think Nixon might have been more conservative than Ronald Reagan was.
• They both had these monumental decisions to make on the governance of California.
• They lied to Reagan on the abortion bill, they said maybe 100 at the most would happen for rape, incest and such.
• He resented it for the rest of his life.
• Is DeSantis a Nixon?
• QUESTION: Who is the most practical positive choice Donald Trump can make for his VP?
• ANSWER:  Ron DeSantis is the choice.
• You are guaranteed to win all 31 in Florida, you will have the entire conservative political class/party behind you.
• Trump has a monster ego, does he want to be in the winner circle on November 4th?
• If he does, he should pick DeSantis.
• What does DeSantis gain?
• He is VP and defacto nominee. 

• Are you a little concerned about the fact the Bush family kinda’ owns the DeSantis family?
• What does DeSantis gain by remaining w/ Bush over MAGA?
• Would he then become a Pence?
• Fox News still employs Karl Rove – you can’t find some other fat pompous person to run numbers?
• The most practical choice is Ron, what say you?

Comedian Nicholas De Santo 

Follow Nicholas on Twitter – @Nico_DeSanto

YouTube Channel – https://www.youtube.com/@AngloItalianComedy

Comedy Unleashed 

• In an ideal world, this would be the mantra of all comedy venues – if its truly funny, let it fly!
• Satire one of the oldest forms of comedy and we have come to a point in the UK, we have very few venues that would allow this experimentation w/ comedy.
• It is almost unique in that aspect.
• Many people who come are regulars b/c it is truly the only place in the UK that is truly free speech.
• Some in the crowd will come up to me and tell me I am a masogonsit or whatever and that is all good I value other peoples opinions. 
• You delivered the joke before, probably over and over so you know how that joke is going to work and you own it.
• I sometimes joke about that too, being a conservative comic is I have no one else to copy!
• The upside is you are always the funniest in the line up because there are none like you.
• Most comics are left-wing so I provide something very different.
• The Nazi routine – I make a joke about the ideal of mobile abortion clinics. 
• Even the Nazi’s weren’t this forward in their attempts.
• They only killed the Jews in areas they had fully conquered fair and square!
• They would have never driven a gas chamber to the Switzerland border and said ‘hand over your Jews’.
• I’ve done a recent routine b/c jokes and routines have a life cycle.
• It is hard to find venues to test your jokes out.
• Anglo-Italian Comedy – White Men Made Everything 
• That famous Monty Python sketch – the guy wants to be a woman
• You play it all the time, that was absurd at the time but now days it is essential doctrine.
• Millennials rejected some things that were popular 10 years ago like Friends and Sienfeld. 
• I have been to the US a couple of times.